Coffee lovers, gather ’round – I’ve got a treat that’ll have your taste buds doing a happy dance. You know that classic cocktail from “The Big Lebowski”? Yep, the White Russian. But today, I’m sharing my go-to twist on it, which I jokingly call the “White Ukrainian” (there’s really no political statement here, just me riffing on the original because, well, why not?).
When I first tried making this at home, I messed up the ratios so badly I ended up with what tasted like vodka-spiked coffee milk. Not my finest hour. After a couple of sticky kitchen mishaps and more than a few wasted shots of vodka, I finally figured out how to get the balance just right – creamy, boozy, not cloying, and with enough coffee oomph to make you feel like you’re indulging in dessert and a nightcap all at once.
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Honestly, what I love about this drink is how comforting it is. This isn’t what I’d call a “refreshing” cocktail – it’s more of a curl-up-on-the-couch, sip-by-the-fireplace, or “impress your friends after dinner” sort of drink. I once brought a tray of these out at a dinner party and my friend Mark just took a sip, looked at me with this huge, wordless grin, and did an enthusiastic point at his glass like, “Whatever THIS is, I approve.” That’s when I knew I was onto something.
What You’ll Need
- 2 oz vodka (I reach for Tito’s, but honestly, any good vodka works)
- 1 oz coffee liqueur (Kahlúa is a classic, but you do you)
- 1 oz heavy cream
- A handful of ice cubes
- Rocks or lowball glass
- Optional: cinnamon or chocolate shavings for flair
Let’s Mix It Up
- Drop some ice cubes into your glass (tip: chill the glass first if you’re feeling a little extra).
- Pour in the vodka.
- Add the coffee liqueur.
- Slowly drizzle the cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on top – makes it look super pro.
- Give it a gentle stir… or don’t, if you like seeing those creamy swirls (I can never resist stirring anyway).
This drink is basically a boozy milkshake for grown-ups – rich, smooth, with just the right coffee kick. It pairs ridiculously well with dessert. (Try it with a slice of flourless chocolate cake; trust me!) Even something simple like a couple salted almonds on the side can be magic.
Want to mix it up? Swap the heavy cream for coconut cream and you’ve got a little tropical thing going on. Or dust the top with cinnamon or nutmeg for some cozy warmth. If dairy isn’t your thing, oat milk or almond milk do the trick, though you lose a bit of that decadent vibe.
And hey, if you want a zero-proof version, try coffee syrup with vanilla creamer and a splash of soda water. It’s not exactly the same, but it’ll fool your taste buds enough to make you feel included.
Bottom line: Is this a cocktail that’ll blow the minds of cocktail snobs? Probably not. Is it delicious, easy, and kind of nostalgic? Absolutely. Just watch yourself – these go down way faster than you think. Consider yourself warned (I learned that lesson the hard way!).
